Tis the season to be a glutton

Yes folks, christmas is upon us. The pagan festival of spending, eating and pissing off your relatives is here. Yet again, we spend billions on crap, pretend we like some of our family members at christmas lunch, drink excessively and by January 2nd, we are all fucking skint.

If Martians landed from outer space and saw mankind behave this way, they would be utterly shocked by our behaviour in December.

Yours truly is taking a break, unless something najor happens over the holidays.Merry xmas (even atheists say it) and a happy new year.